Tadaaaaaa! Look, it's me! Out in the big bad world at last. Mummy called in the Sheriff Officers to have me evicted at 1.15am on Sunday the 8th of September (I was shocked, have you ever tried getting a plumber out at half one on a Sunday morning?)

Here's me doing my Winston Churchill impression and Daddy trying not to let on that I've just peed all down his tie. I'll be doing a lot of that in the next few months... Live Long And Prosper!!!