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One day my daddy said to my mummy, "Would you like a special cuddle so that we can have a baby?" and she said, "Not sodding likely! Get that thing away from me, or you won't be able to sit down for a month! I remember what happened last time!" But Daddy said, "But you know we love Natalie, she is our favourate daughter in all the world and that's why we keep her locked up in the basement with all the spiders." And Mummy said, "Look buster, it's not you who has to pass a bowling ball with spikes!!!" But Daddy begged and pleaded and bought her lots and lots of pretty presents and a good few stiff drinks and she relented. Here is a picture of My Mummy (on the Left) Daddy (in the wrong) and my big sister (in the basement). |
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